Talk Jedi to me.
A woman once told me to put a fork in my bra so as to have quick access to it in order to stab men who try to touch me inappropriately.
So now I keep a fork in my bra at all times.
The day a man picks me up for a date and has this in his car is the day I’ll finally think about maybe getting married. Maybe.
(via dowelikeit)
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en caso de un asalto lleva tu arma a la mano xD
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The day a man picks me up for a date and has this in his car is the day I’ll finally think about maybe getting married....
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I brought mine to college with me.
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Mine’s in my glove compartment, whoop!
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In case of Sith.
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