Talk Jedi to me.
A woman once told me to put a fork in my bra so as to have quick access to it in order to stab men who try to touch me inappropriately.
So now I keep a fork in my bra at all times.
Giant beastly hair that makes me look crazy: check
Star Wars shirt: check
Torn jeans in the knee from falling: check
Finally noticing that I lost 10lbs: check
Text msgs from cute ElectricianDude, even though I hate his long hair: check
Yelling at a PC Tech for staring at my chesticles & watching him run into a wall: check
Gluten free and vegan coconut cookies: check
So far I’m having an awesome day.
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frecklesandtattoos said:
Yes yes yes, and OMFG yes! GF cookies??!?!?!?!?
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icareagain said:
Your’e freakin’ adorable when you’re happy. Keep it up!
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