Talk Jedi to me.
A woman once told me to put a fork in my bra so as to have quick access to it in order to stab men who try to touch me inappropriately.
So now I keep a fork in my bra at all times.
I am so fucking stupid.
So
So
So
Fucking
Stupid.
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frecklesandtattoos said:
darling, you are never stupid…we all have our slow moments but stupid you are not. stupid is putting metal in electrical socket while washing knifes blindfolded.
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doallthethingswithlove said:
you’ve mistaken kickass with stupid.
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thishungrylife said:
:(
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tehseeker said:
Lies.
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someotherurl said:
you spelled awesome wrong.
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