Talk Jedi to me.

B. / 24 & 8/12ths years old / California.

A woman once told me to put a fork in my bra so as to have quick access to it in order to stab men who try to touch me inappropriately.
So now I keep a fork in my bra at all times.

So ElectricianDude came in today, but he kind of seemed like he was avoiding me, but I didn’t know if he was just being shy or what. At one point he saw me, got startled, and turned around and just about ran away from me.

So I literally had to corner him in my office. I was like a boyscout tracking down a Northern Blue Crested Warbler bird or something. I told him that I was sorry if I seemed too forward by giving him my number and then I started babbling like I do so he just stood there. So when I finally stopped talking, he said he had been planning on asking for my number today. He said he didn’t want to be inappropriate by asking for my number since he’s a vendor so he wasn’t sure how to ask me and he was relieved when I gave it to him.

One of my guys was walking by at that point so ElectricianDude just said “We’ll work something out”.

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