Talk Jedi to me.
A woman once told me to put a fork in my bra so as to have quick access to it in order to stab men who try to touch me inappropriately.
So now I keep a fork in my bra at all times.
I am pathetically crying in the bathroom at work because:
1) My best friend at work (HP) told me that his wife thinks I’m having an affair with him because her friend saw he and I at happy hour with all of our coworkers and HP walked with me to the bar and back when I ordered the next round because he didn’t want me walking alone because that bar is scary. So now he had to uninvite me from his Superbowl party and might be forced to cut me out of his life completely if he wants to save his marriage.
2) My car was broken into last night and this morning I found all my things thrown all over the side walk and the street, and this is just after it was stolen and retrieved 2 weeks ago. They stole my radio, Darth Vader mask, my expensive emergency car kit that was a gift, and a few other things that I don’t care about… I’m just so shaken up because this is twice in 2 weeks.
3) Some of the guys at work are being assholes and I just can’t handle it today.
So I’m silently crying in the bathroom. I can’t even go home because I have to work until 8p tonight.
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doallthethingswithlove said:
i hate all of that. jealous women are the worst. :( i love you.
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stine-key said:
THAT IS TERRIBLE! :(
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someotherurl said:
Darth Vader mask? what assholes. that sounds terrible. I hope things get better for you. if i was having a super bowl party, i’d invite you.
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burntmytaintintheshower said:
email me if you need to vent: pookangkang@gmail.com
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