Talk Jedi to me.

B. / 24 & 8/12ths years old / California.

A woman once told me to put a fork in my bra so as to have quick access to it in order to stab men who try to touch me inappropriately.
So now I keep a fork in my bra at all times.

So, I took up a new hobby: Embroidering. But instead of making them with cute phrases like “Home Sweet Home” or pictures of houses or dogs, I’m going to make them with inappropriate and satirical phrases and then decorate it to make it look like it should say something like “Home Sweet Home”. This is a preview of my first attempt… Awesome or fucking awesome?

So, I took up a new hobby: Embroidering.

But instead of making them with cute phrases like “Home Sweet Home” or pictures of houses or dogs, I’m going to make them with inappropriate and satirical phrases and then decorate it to make it look like it should say something like “Home Sweet Home”. This is a preview of my first attempt… Awesome or fucking awesome?

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  1. doctorjack answered: I will go with fucking awesome because I feel it most accurately captures the feeling I get when viewing the image above.
  2. doallthethingswithlove answered: you are. my. favorite.
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