Talk Jedi to me.
A woman once told me to put a fork in my bra so as to have quick access to it in order to stab men who try to touch me inappropriately.
So now I keep a fork in my bra at all times.
This is a feeble attempt at microwaving eggs in this thing that is supposed to poach them, with basil, brown rice bread, and pepper.
I’m doing pretty good with eating all natural, organic foods. I’ve been making everything from scratch too :).
