A woman once told me to put a fork in my bra so as to have quick access to it in order to stab men who try to touch me inappropriately.
So now I keep a fork in my bra at all times.
This is a very poor quality photo of the Gnome cake pops I made. I had never made them before and they didn’t turn out as pretty as I would have liked, but they were red velvet and that’s all that matters.