Talk Jedi to me.

B. / 24 & 8/12ths years old / California.

A woman once told me to put a fork in my bra so as to have quick access to it in order to stab men who try to touch me inappropriately.
So now I keep a fork in my bra at all times.

camdamage:

this scene was supposed to be longer, but Harrison Ford had diarrhea when they filmed it - so he had it shortened by just shooting the guy.  

harrison ford.  poops.  facts.  

This has cheered me up a bit.

(via thecolortwo)

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    This might be one of the funniest parts of the movie to be honest. I don’t know why, but I always laugh at this part.
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    Hahaha *like a boss*
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    Bahaha, I need to watch these movies again so bad.
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    I love that all the other bit players reacted off the cuff to the shot, especially the guy GETTING shot XD and all the...
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