Talk Jedi to me.
A woman once told me to put a fork in my bra so as to have quick access to it in order to stab men who try to touch me inappropriately.
So now I keep a fork in my bra at all times.
I will not strangle my rude and obnoxious coworker.
I will not strangle my rude and obnoxious coworker.
I will not strangle my rude and obnoxious coworker.
I will not strangle my rude and obnoxious coworker.
