Talk Jedi to me.
A woman once told me to put a fork in my bra so as to have quick access to it in order to stab men who try to touch me inappropriately.
So now I keep a fork in my bra at all times.
Holy Han Solo. So the Director of the Legal department surprised me today with an audit. We had a two hour meeting where I had to explain the process, beginning to end, for each of our 24 systems. Keep in mind this was a surprise, and not the good kind.
I’ll find out tomorrow if I was any good…
