February 2012
31 posts
Conversations with my aunt #5931
My aunt: We're canceling our date because I feel guilty leaving the kids at home.
ME: Oh dear lord, give me your children, go on a freaking date with your husband, take a walk on the beach afterwards, hold hands, and get to second base!
1 tag
It's Ice Cream Friday!
Today I’m making strawberry :). With those little shortbread round bowl things.
1 tag
1 tag
He hasn’t come to my work yet, he’s scheduled to be here later.
My day has been so boring.
1 tag
He said I looked cute today.
Seeing him walk by my office and smile at me a couple times an hour is very distracting.
Even if I still hate his hair.
The nice smile distracts me from hating his hair.
….but I still hate the hair.
So he said he was nervous and that’s why it took him so long to contact me. Whatever. I’m still a little irritated.
He’s exactly one year older than me (well his birthday is 16 days after mine), he goes to school part time, he’s majoring in engineering, and he uses correct grammar and spelling in text messages. That last one is super important.
The only thing I’m...
I'm still at work...
And ElectricianDude finally texted me and asked me to dinner.
I am so fucking stupid.
So
So
So
Fucking
Stupid.
2 tags
4 tags
Ugh. I’m going to the beach to take my mind off the fact that he still hasn’t called.
I was hoping he would call today after work. Kind of bummed, but not really, but kind of.
Eh.
2 tags
doctorjack replied to your post: I just got home after being at work for 16 hours. …
Oh Dr. Jack. You just get me.
2 tags
tricky-trev replied to your post: So ElectricianDude came in today, but he kind of…
youtube.com/watch?v…
This is why you are so fucking awesome.
So ElectricianDude came in today, but he kind of seemed like he was avoiding me, but I didn’t know if he was just being shy or what. At one point he saw me, got startled, and turned around and just about ran away from me.
So I literally had to corner him in my office. I was like a boyscout tracking down a Northern Blue Crested Warbler bird or something. I told him that I was sorry if I...
1 tag
greatghosts:
why do constellations even exist if you can just make your own in your head. i made a nice and cool dragon just now
Am I just exhausted or does this make perfect sense?
I just got home after being at work for 16 hours.
No breaks. 1.2 meals. A gash in my left palm the size of Texas from falling from exhaustion. And I am completely out of sanity.
But I did give my phone number to a boy who opens doors for me. I count that as a WIN for today.
Thank you and good night.
1 tag
I gave him my number, so we’ll see ..
I’m going to ask out the cute electrician. What have I got to lose…
But also.
The cute electrician that leaps up from his work to open the doors for me every single time I walk by with my hands full of tapes (when none of the other guys I work with ever do, except for HP) actually stayed behind before he left for 5 whole minutes to talk to me at my desk.. after TWO years. I mean, in two years his hair has grown longer than mine, but he has one of those super sweet smiles.
...
So.
I just got home from work, after only being there for 13 hours.
I’m going to crawl under my covers and not get up until 4:53am, which is when I have to get up so I can be back at work by 6am.
1 tag
My boss noticed my puffy eyes so I told him everything except about HP because that’s too private. So he told me to take off for a bit to calm down.
So now I’m just crying outside instead of in the bathroom. Not much of an improvement.
What the fuck is it with all these shitty things happen at once…
I am pathetically crying in the bathroom at work because:
1) My best friend at work (HP) told me that his wife thinks I’m having an affair with him because her friend saw he and I at happy hour with all of our coworkers and HP walked with me to the bar and back when I ordered the next round because he didn’t want me walking alone because that bar is scary. So now he had to uninvite...
January 2012
63 posts
My nephew is kissing all the presents I bought him for Christmas and his birthday.
Be still my heart.
1 tag
5 tags
