Talk Jedi to me.
A woman once told me to put a fork in my bra so as to have quick access to it in order to stab men who try to touch me inappropriately. I listened.
Bit of an update.
This embroidering shit is awesome. I’m having more fun with it than I’ve had in months. I know that sounds lame, but it’s mostly because I can’t hold on to anything in my hands so photography,painting, knitting, sketching, and pretty much everything that requires me to hold on to something but focus on something else and dropping something 15,000 times is frustrating. So very frustrating that I end up crying 90% of the time. It’s really been bothering me.
However, with the embroidering, I have to concentrate on the needle and that’s the only thing I really have to hold because I put the loop thing between my knees. So, I’m having SO much fun with it. It is taking forever though. I’m making one for each family member (sadly,while lucky for this project, I don’t have much family members anymore) and then a couple for some friends, tumblr friends :), and coworkers. Being able to do this just restores some of the confidence I’ve lost in the last 2 years. Who knew a little needle and some string could be so powerful.
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So, I took up a new hobby: Embroidering.
But instead of making them with cute phrases like “Home Sweet Home” or pictures of houses or dogs, I’m going to make them with inappropriate and satirical phrases and then decorate it to make it look like it should say something like “Home Sweet Home”. This is a preview of my first attempt… Awesome or fucking awesome?
This is a feeble attempt at microwaving eggs in this thing that is supposed to poach them, with basil, brown rice bread, and pepper.
I’m doing pretty good with eating all natural, organic foods. I’ve been making everything from scratch too :).
Ladies and gentleman, I give you the mango, pineapple, fresh mint, honey, and soy milk smoothie.
This is what heaven must taste like….
This is a very poor quality photo of the Gnome cake pops I made. I had never made them before and they didn’t turn out as pretty as I would have liked, but they were red velvet and that’s all that matters.
